Humor IV

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Joy

Comedy can be found from the tragedy,

A contrast that reveals the duality of life

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Joy can be found from all our experiences, from humor to tragedy, and everything in between.

I was writing in a park, when a group of people were bird watching with binoculars.

As they walked by, I asked them. "What is the rarest bird you ever saw."

They gave me their stories and I said, "It is like luck that you are trying to find,"

They all nodded and explained their feeling of that expereince. They were happy talking about the moments of finding luck

It brought them joy telling their story to me. I was happy just listening to them just relive the great moments of their passion.

As I was about to part ways, the one guy asked my question back, "What is the rarest bird you have ever seen?"

I thought about it and said, "A low maintenance girl friend. I have yet to meet one in my life, but I continue to believe she is out there."

They all laughed and one said, "My friend here is one."

I replied, "Nope, not falling for that again."

Before I started dating my wife, she said she was low maintenace.

Though tragic, the contrast to my humor is, "125k bankruptcy, and a signature on a Title to my Name.

That is not a sign of low maintence.

It is just an opinion she presented and dare me to say anything else but that image, during the marriage.

I never dared recall her telling me this, since it would lead to a debate on how she is still low maintenace, and that I was a bad husband for saying such a thing....no humor in the marriage, a tragedy to not have joy.

It was funny to me,. the lemon wife I got, and can't return. I wish you could lease for 5 years, monthly payments, and after, you can go all in. But that is just a funny thought, since I didn't really choose to marry her.

The contract to that marriage was an obvious switch and bait...um she filed for bankruptcy while I was dating her, and she was still married.

Why did I marry her?

I tried to break up several times, and when it seemed like I was about to, she stormed into my apartment, trashed my things and said this,

"If you think you can leave me, you don't know what I can do to you."

Read you loud and clear.

I found amusement of how sure her words, without action meant to her with low maintenance.

Less amused with the threat that she enforced, June 6 and June 18, and then after money was dried up, a Dear John letter that was the Best.

She was no longer interestd in me....but step daughter went too far.

Checkmate.

She threatend me while I recorded, and did the same exact thing as June 28th. Hilarious. How can you make such a rooke move as to....no longer feel I am a threat by threatening the once person you were certain was a threat...which one is true.

Um Sept 10, my birthday is true version of who the Sptted are...to confident

Humor, and not, at the same time.

I will say this, they follow through on threats, and the last one...um June 6....282k life insurance policy....um 125k bankruptyc htat I made statements druing that I thought was 60k.....not dumb to miscalculate by double...and the silence of any reference to the debt by wife....is odd...no?

It is Certain's Words said that more important than what she does or is.

Not low maintenance.

Ads.

That is all insincerity is.

I learned from that experience that I did not want to be an adverstisement, not that I was.

But it was an experience that made me want to go the other way and distance myself from what I experienced under the hot Desert Sun.

I wanted to improve and try to be more genuine after what I was experiencing.

The best way to get back is to be the opposite, and if it motivates you, then it was not bad luck spending time with this Spotted Family.

It made me want to be better and work on my own sincerity. Which I did after the marraige. I talk to strangers and try to get to know them, with the knowledge of all that I learned.

Sincere, and just be Self, without fitler without caring to be misunderstood.

Insincere, and best presentaion of Self, with a filter, to ensure there is no misunderstandings...for whetever purpose you have in doing so.

Rewards is the goal of Insincerity, be it minor or major reasons.

I learned not to look for the reasons, and just Spot them and never allow them in my Circle of Trust.

One Spot detected means they have more, and it is a waste of time to separate when one is sincere or not.

Put them in the insincere Spot, work with them and do my best, and then separate as soon as you get the chance.

Waste of time are what Sptted are, preventing on time spent to yourself, that you want to spend. Spotted like to use your time for their own benefit, ture be that, as the story of Limits of Faith.

Do not give the benefit of the doubt

I like that joke I told and might use it again.

It made me happy to make others happy, becuase the 3 were still laughering afte I waslked away.

If you see the humor in one's own tragedy, that proves you got back up and still doing your best to not be attached to the tragedy.

I find hte humor in everything since the tragedy is going to be no one cares that Words distort, and Silence shows...um...humor.

Can't make it up. It's all public, since it was made public and approved by...eh...I don't blame them, they just listened to a story.

My Title is a story with 1 word. my title to White Sands....which is the greatest humor of all. I am a nice guy and will remain, not bitter since I just todl my first joke that I published.

I am happy as a clam. The most harm I will do in my life, is I have a lot of...wife jokes that I can now apply.

That is the limit of how much harm I bring, I may offend but never harm. I would swear it on a bible and you would know I am telling the Truth.

Metronome first page on when I say something, I mean it.

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